Big week over here! I surprised T with a Vasectomy Care Package gift on the morning of his procedure. I think it did a pretty good job of (trying to) lighten the mood. And who doesn’t love a good pun?
I used some good ol’ construction paper and tape to cover up parts of the snack names or attach as a label to highlight the puns.
I had actually ordered most of these items in our Kroger Clicklist grocery order a couple of weeks before the procedure. T was helping me unload and said, “are these milk duds…?” Insert head smack. I played it off like we must’ve received an order freebie and quickly changed the subject – haha.
What’s in a Vasectomy Care Package?
– Sunflower Seeds – (“RIP to your seeds”)
– Goldfish – (“RIP swimmers”)
– Nutty Buddy – (covered “Nutty” with “My Nutless”)
– Swedish Fish – (“It’s time to retire the swimmers”)
– Milk Duds – (covered “milk” with “now shooting…”)
– Donuts – (covered “do” with “no”)
– Peanuts – (“your poor nuts”)
– Fireball – (“FIRE” “BALLS”)
– Ibuprofen – (“ouch!”)
– Banana
– Frozen Peas
Definitely use your imagination and you can make a lot of snack foods work for a Vasectomy Care Package! And of course, the punnier, the better. His (and my) favorite was definitely the fireball.
What punny ideas do you have for a Vasectomy Care Package?
See you on the ‘gram!
Important note: as most of you know, we are no stranger to fertility issues. Our issues were on the staying-pregnant side of things, suffering multiple miscarriages before we had the boys. Because of these issues, along with my own health issues during our pregnancies, we knew our family was complete after Jack joined in the fun. A vasectomy was the best choice for our family. Always talk with your partner and doctor about what options are available and best for your family.
